But tonight beats them all. She was outside talking with a friend. I went outside to take Ava out to pee, and she stops me.
Russian neighbor: You have great body, you exercise a lot?
Me (confused and thinking maybe she is talking about my dog?): I'm sorry, what?
Russian neighbor: You (points to my stomach) you exercise a lot? Or are you born that way?
Me: Oh, uh....I just joined a gym actually. (Maybe this will change the awkward subject where this woman is pointing to my stomach and butt).
Russian neighbor: Oh, where is the gym? Is it a nice gym? Is it a big gym? How much you pay for the gym?
Me (answer her questions, although not sure where this is going)
Russian neighbor: You have boyfriend?
Me: No....
Russian neighbor: What?! Why not?!
Me: Uh, I guess I just haven't met the right person?
Russian neighbor: Oh, you and Ava. You need boyfriends.
Russian neighbor's friend: Oh, she is asking if you have a boyfriend because her son is single...
Russian neighbor (smiles and nods)
Me: Uh....ha, um. I have to go... BYE!
1 comment:
HAHAHAHAHA!! Awesome. This woman sounds incredible. And hey, maybe you should meet her son- then you could have a Russian baby and name him Kazimir! Oh wait, that's my dream...
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